My Funnies

What is the definition of a farmer??

Someone who is the best in their field!

-Laffy Taffy Wrapper

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“Gardening is cheaper than therapy; and you get tomatoes.”

-Not known

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I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.

-David Hobson’s Garden Humour

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What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean doing??

-Not known

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We don’t have any vegetable jokes.

If you have any, lettuce know.

-Not known

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What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck!

-Unknown

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When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

When it’s a French Fry!

-Unknown

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3 Responses to My Funnies

  1. Linda Roden says:

    just got through reading some of your info, we are enjoying , bubba has the small green house that belonged to mr. boyd back restored and we are waiting on weather to start the seed. I love reading all this, keep up the good work. Linda & Bubba

    • Thank you! I’m excited to see it all. Hopefully I will make it back up there soon and take another look around. Having a greenhouse is great. It will be a lot of help in starting seed early. I hope to see y’all soon. Stay warm!

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